Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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