what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
How external is "for external use only"?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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