Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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