I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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