arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
The ass gains better be worth it
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