I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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