How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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