Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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