Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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