i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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