Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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