so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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