its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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