I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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