I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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