That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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