Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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