dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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