My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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