Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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