i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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