Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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