with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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