she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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