Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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