i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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