Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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