if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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