actually, I'm a sock model
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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