its not stalking. its research.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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