You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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