Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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