I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I've blown a few things in my day
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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