Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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