How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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