ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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