Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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