Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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