:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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