Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Randomize
