sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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