I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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