with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
its liver damage thursday
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