everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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