Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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