The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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