my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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