Non-Jews are for practice
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
