i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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