You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just found a bag of teeth...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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