What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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