How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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