David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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