I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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